“...ready for love. Al will take all the masseuses in the House, Denny will take all the high school wrestlers, and me, I’ll f*** anything that moves !”
"We're now pausing for a 30 min. lunch break. Please follow Mark Foley through the door on the left. Bill Cosby has generously provided us with jello puddin' pops and "special" cocktails for our female guests in the lobby, Jared Fogel has provided us with Subway sandwiches and an unmarked white van in the front, and Josh Duggar has provided us with his sisters..."