[ClearCase_guy]

Truck Company: We're looking for truck drivers.
Somali: I'm your man!
Truck Company: You'll drive our beer trucks?
Somali: I sure will.
Truck Company: You're hired!
Somali: Great! There's just one thing ...
Truck Company: What's that?
Somali: I won't deliver beer.
Truck Company: But that's the job!
Somali: I won't do it.
Truck Company: Well, then -- you're fired!
Somali: OK. You owe me $240,000.
Truck Company: You've got to be kidding me!
Feds: No, he's got a point. You owe him, you bigoted SOB.

[Old Yeller]

And yet if the trucking company DIDNT hire him in the beginning for that same reason they would get sued for discrimination.