Jeb Goes Off: I Could Be Doing ‘Really Cool Things’ Instead of Being President, You Know

Mediaite via Breitbart ^ | October 23, 2015 | Josh Feldman

[PittsburghAfterDark]

"“If this election is about how we’re going to fight to get nothing done, then I don’t want any part of it. I don’t want to be elected president to sit around and see gridlock just become so dominant that people literally are in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that,” he said."

[sparklite2]

I’m pleased to find someone else who remembers the movie.
That was a while ago.

[tumblindice]

I’m thinking this might be a good time for HW and Dubya to assure Yeb that there will still be a place for him at the Festivus table if/when it is made obvious to him that he has failed miserably in this ill-advised skunk hunt.

[Moonman62]

What’s wrong with gridlock? People outside of DC love it and know it’s usually the best we can get from those crooks.

[mom.mom]

OK. Just as we thought. Jeb! is so cool and important and has magnanimously consented to rule. How dare we, of the unworthy lower class, not appreciate his sacrifice.

I’m just curious. What would Jeb! do that he thinks is so cool?

[Publius]

Classic English comedy. A Robert Louis Stevenson story scripted by the team that wrote the book for “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.”

[DoughtyOne]

Jeb, as your best friends, let us do an intervention and send you off to do all those wonderful things.

Pretty please...

[Fiddlstix]

....assure Yeb that there will still be a place for him at the Festivus table....

Just Make Sure NOT to ask Him about
The Feats Of Strength

[RginTN]

Jeb should join his buddy Licoln Chaffee and run as a Democrat.

[drpix]

Will this be "cool" enough Jeb?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Statler: Oh, no, it's that Jeb again.
Waldorf: Hey, Jeb, you're not even funny in 3-D!
[they laugh]
Jeb Bush: Oh, no, not you guys. How'd you get here?
Statler: We entered a contest.
Waldorf: Yeah. We lost!

[tumblindice]

I’ll give him this much: he has a much nicer neck wattle than my own.
It is fowl-class and nearly reptilian/lizard-like.

[tumblindice]

But what about the other thing?

[monkapotamus]

[CyberAnt]

I think he had his family meeting today .. and it seems like it didn’t go well.

With his attitude, I can understand why his team is throwing in the towel.

[tumblindice]

The Airing of Grievances may be prolonged and bitter this season.

[chris37]

This is one reason among others that a man grows a nice long beard.

We can then trim them in such a way that covers things that lose perfection with age, such as one too many chins in my case :O

[chris37]

LOL!

[Stormdog]

¡Adios Jeb!

[Fiddlstix]

OH! He already Won That! He “aired” plenty already and Festivus is two months away. lol

[tflabo]

(Jeb says) Want some tequila in your water?

Sugar in your TEA?

What’s all these crazy questions they’re askin’ me?

This is the craziest {GOPe} party that could ever be

Don’t turn on the lights ‘cause I don’t wanna see

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

{Bar says} “That ain’t the way to have fun, son”

“That ain’t the way to have fun, son”

Three Dog Night.....Aint the way to have fun lyrics-—