I need new words in the English language that mean ridiculous but get higher up the nonsense intensity scale.
Whom would this writer call if someone were breaking into his apartment? A cop with a gun, maybe? When he’s getting out of the limo onto the red carpet to collect the Academy Award for his screenplay, whom does he want protecting him from right wing snipers? Oh, again he wants armed security? His little children Gull (male) and Tyrone (female) are at an exclusive private school. Whom does he wish protecting this elite academy? No way, he wants armed guards again??
“Whom would this writer call if someone were breaking into his apartment? A cop with a gun, maybe?”
In Milwaukee, WI the wait for a cop to show up is about 15-20 minites or longer ...
And I bet the Salon headquarters is well protected.