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Police: Man wiped summons 'between his butt cheeks'
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| 10/16/2015
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/19/2015 10:42:22 AM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:42:22 AM PDT
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simpson96
To: simpson96
Maybe he was simply cleaning the summons off and returning the document to its source.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:43:40 AM PDT
by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: simpson96
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:45:16 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: simpson96
Rather expensive toilet paper.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:45:16 AM PDT
by
anymouse
(God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
“...a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids...”
So he took his drawers off and then wiped? Or they’re just stretching to charge him with something?
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:45:58 AM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: simpson96
They should have used “male” in the title, not “man”, which would imply a level of maturity not in evidence.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:46:05 AM PDT
by
married21
( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: simpson96
Glad he didn’t get a paper cut.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:46:55 AM PDT
by
bubbacluck
(America 180)
To: simpson96
Unless the man was naked, the charge is garbage.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:46:57 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(The rule of law is now the law of rulings - Judicial, IRS, EPA...)
To: simpson96
The guy was obviously “repurposing” the Summons.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:47:05 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: simpson96
Sounds like a job for Florida Man!
To: simpson96
I know, I know that we would all not be better off if we could simply shoot these people in the head and be done with them.
But some days, I think we ought to give it a try. See how it works out.
What harm could it do, right?
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:47:35 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: simpson96
Hahahahaha... a buddy from HS is a cop in Readington Twsp! I woulda pissed myself if it was him that this happened to.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:47:56 AM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: simpson96
a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids Was this law passed before or after "Occupy Wall Street"?
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:48:19 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: simpson96
Everyone seems to try to outdo themselves...
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:48:33 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: simpson96
NJ cops are all $hit, so it made perfect sense to me!
To: simpson96
If he Farted in the Officer’s direction, the EPA would be involved.
Did that guy who crapped on the Police Car at the Occupy Event way back when get charged with anything?
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:49:03 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: simpson96
It is often better to ignore some things and this seems like one of those things.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:49:11 AM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: simpson96
A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons I would like to be shown the chapter/section/subsection/paragraph of the statute that defines his crime.
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:49:24 AM PDT
by
ROCKLOBSTER
(Celebrate "Republican Freed the Slaves" month.)
To: simpson96
“....a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids alleges he was issued the summons....on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person”
Looks like he did it again!!
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posted on
10/19/2015 10:52:31 AM PDT
by
TMA62
(Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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