Now that’s a riot!
Did Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine help you retrieve this historic document?
I suppose that when the movie is made, you want Cary Grant to play yourself, right?
I got an anonymous call from a voice which sounded an awful lot like Bill Burkett’s to meet a certain “Lucy Ramirez” at the old oak tree by the crossroads at midnight. She herself never showed, but this document, along with a birth certificate personally signed by the Kenyan Minister of Health and what is purported to be a “DNA sample,” were left in a small tin jewelry box under the tree.