Goal 47:
Replace nude sexy women in Men's nudie magazines with women of "substance":
See, now if the local liberated hippy single mom who lived up the street had had a box filled with pictures of THAT - it probably wouldn’t have turned the neighborhood little league team into a herd of masturbatory monkeys.
And we might’ve won that championship.
i guess in this case substance means girth. or square footage. depends on your choice of measurement.