Good point, afterall they must also accomodate the transgendered.
Next they’ll have the male sailors in skirts and blouses and the soldiers in house dresses.
At the time of the 2007 repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, now strengthed by the recent SCOTUS decision on gay marriage, the Pentagon prepared a list of new or reinterpreted nomenclature and practices familiar to many older veterans. The gay EM who supplied Wikileaks sent us a copy just before his arrest. Some of the more interesting items are below.
(These are now ALL in full implementation by the Obama maladministration)
All drill and march commands ending in “March” will now end in either “MINCE” or “SWISH,” at the option of the individual issuing the command;
The command “Dress right, dress” will be replaced with “Dress – or that lovely strapless evening gown – right, dress”
Due to the distinct possibility that it may be misinterpreted, the command “To the Rear March” will be replaced with “OK, Fellas, Turn Around;”
Marching cadences employing “Jodie” will now replace that archaic appellation with the more metro-sexually appropriate “Brucie:”
The humorous but now out-dated phrase “Drop your c**ks and grab your socks” is to be replaced with “Drop your c**ks and grab the fella’s over there;”
A “Junk on the bunk” inspection will now allow a soldier’s “junk” to actually be displayed on his bunk;
If it will not interfere with “his” duties, a “Latrine Queen” may wear a pair of high heel pumps if they are OD in color;
In deference to the transgenders with usm, the rank of “Private” will be replaced with “Newby.”
“Short Arms Inspections” are no longer allowed unless at least 10” in length.
For those still smoking, as it could lead to serious unit cohesion break-down, the phrase “Field strip that butt” will no longer be used.
As we dig deeper into the documents we were provided, we will add other changes.
PS: A bonus INVESTMENT TIP: Buy shares in firms that manufacture SOAP-ON-A-ROPE! There is certain to be a run on them at BXs and PXs everywhere.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE INFORMAL MOTTO FOR THE SOON TO BE FORMED ALL GAY COUPLES UNITS WILL BE
“NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY’S BEHIND!”
I would hope that the new president in early 2017 (Cruz or Trump) commits to reversing as much of BHO’s legacy as possible. If not, then we will be lost as a nation.
Doubtless, the Russians and Chinese are shaking in their boots over this. (Or rolling over in laughter).
What shirts and skirts? JEEZE!
I’m surprised they’re still going to wear dress blues or whites. Seems everything else has been shit-canned.
Never mind mission readiness. It is like a ‘gay’ person to be more concerned with appearances than actual substance.
Hey! As an old swabbie I find that kind of kinky. I’d hit her like a cheap WalMart piñata.
Bump
"We will force round pegs into square holes because we are Socialist idiots, and that is what we do."
"Reality? Ha! We laugh at reality! "
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Does this crap ever stop and why does a single American even participate in such stupid idiotic and mindless culture rot in the first place? I would be embarrassed to serve in the US armed forces today, even more so now because the US navy wants its sailors’ to dress like little girls!
“Female sailors will also be allowed to carry bigger purses”
That is NOT gender neutral! The men must also be allowed to carry bigger purses!!!
It is truly SEXIST that a ONLY female sailors can carry purses! Why not the men, or those who self-identfy as something other than 'man' or 'woman'? The USN is gonna be just like the Royal Nay Vee
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What a gender-insensitive and sexist comment. Aren't the men going to be allowed to carry bigger purses, too?
And many wonder why Beijing is taunting the 0bama; daring him to cross what they claim are now Chinese waters in the So. China Sea.
Weakness begets aggression.
“Female sailors will also be allowed to carry bigger purses”
What great thing. Our nation has long waited for the time when the Navy would have a regulation and encourage sailors to carry a purse.