The New York Times is doing all in it’s power to prove to America that the metrosexual is the accepted norm of the day, and lumberjacks need not apply.
Another responder noted that these ‘modern men’ need to be eradicated from the face of the Earth, and i agree.
Before it's all over, they will be.
The irony here is that the primary metros - Hipsters, grow beards and dress in the manner of lumberjacks.