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27 Ways to Be a Modern Man (You Will Barf Alert)
NY Times ^ | 9/29/15 | BRIAN LOMBARDI

Posted on 10/01/2015 5:59:43 AM PDT by 1010RD

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The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.

I thought leftists didn't believe in chivalry? I was once told by a proper old English woman, that per 19th century custom, that contrary to entering a room, a man always should enter "the lift" first, one, to be sure it is there when the doors open, and two, to be certain it does not crash to the ground with a lady aboard.

21 posted on 10/01/2015 6:11:43 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Dr. Sivana

Right, the “modern” man is so in touch that he’s being taught by a child... because she’s female! Stupid.


22 posted on 10/01/2015 6:12:05 AM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: I want the USA back

I’m not sure who Wu Tang is, but I guess he’s not a gun owner....


23 posted on 10/01/2015 6:12:17 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: 1010RD

I can picture what the writer, Brian looks like. WImp comes to mind.


24 posted on 10/01/2015 6:12:37 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: odawg

I guess its true. I was crying violently when I read this crap..


25 posted on 10/01/2015 6:12:37 AM PDT by richardtavor
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26 posted on 10/01/2015 6:12:58 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: 1010RD

modern girly man sodomite ?

because that who list is ridiculous.


27 posted on 10/01/2015 6:13:48 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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To: 1010RD

The modern “man” allows a woman to define him in 27 points.


28 posted on 10/01/2015 6:14:00 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son...)
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To: 1010RD
Modern man...


29 posted on 10/01/2015 6:14:31 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: 1010RD

The (NYTimes’ version of the) Modern Man is a simpering, pussified weenie dominated by women, celebutards, and similarly pussified beta males who write for the NYTimes.

I would take advice on manliness from a Times hack about the time I’d take beauty advice from Hillary Clinton.

By the way, these are LIBERAL “modern men,” which is why liberalism doesn’t stand a chance when the shootin’ war starts.


30 posted on 10/01/2015 6:14:39 AM PDT by IronJack
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OMG! I fail on all accounts! I might as well crawl up into a ball and die!

After I put a new roof on the well house.
After I clean out the barn.
After I fix the plumbing.
After I rewire the shed.
After I build a set of book cases.
After I mow and clear the lawns.
After I feed the horses, dogs, cats.
After I work steel in the coal forge.
After I weld parts for the tractor.
After, after, after.

Oh wait! I’ve already done most of this! I guess I am a failure at the rest. Time to die. But I just can’t!


31 posted on 10/01/2015 6:15:37 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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32 posted on 10/01/2015 6:15:55 AM PDT by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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To: 1010RD

The “modern” man isn’t a man at all, just a pajama boy with a purse.


33 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:10 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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To: 1010RD

Real men think Wu Tang is something that Chinese astronauts drink.


34 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:13 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: 1010RD

My husband does #12

If he did most of those, he would not be my husband. :)
I like manly men.


35 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:16 AM PDT by ozarkgirl
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My dog takes care of the dishes.

As clean as Water can get them.

36 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:30 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (I got nothin'.)
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To: 1010RD

The modern woman can look like a super model while cooking me cookies !


37 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:54 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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To: Blue Jays
The Modern Man according to Progressives...but he won't be married to a woman...


38 posted on 10/01/2015 6:16:57 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Joe 6-pack
I guess I’m not a modern man. My dog takes care of the dishes.

And I'm guessing your dog takes care of fetching the paper as well, so you don't have to amble half-naked down the driveway every morning to scoop up a crisp paper.

39 posted on 10/01/2015 6:17:33 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Falcon 105)
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To: 1010RD
So, basically, this guy:


40 posted on 10/01/2015 6:17:44 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines (Obama loves America the way OJ loved Nicole)
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