Boy, are you ever a GROUCH!
Jeebus, Fred - both of us are "physicists gone bad"*, and computer geeks.
One of us apparently forgot how to use the Interweb tubes to look up information.
And it wasn't me.
*No way was I going to wait in line for the IBM punch card readers - it was safer & more productive in the physics labs.
I got over it in 1984, when the lines disappeared. :)