Go look at Twitchy. She sent emails asking what "FUBAR" meant, how to Google what NPR stations are on Long Island, and how to turn on the ringer on her phone.
She whined when the State Dept. Operator didn't accept her word ("Don't you know who I am?") and wouldn't put her through.
Her bulb is below dim.
But she knows she doesn’t drive so there could be no ticket.