[17th Miss Regt]

I put about as much faith in their truthfulness as I put in the Easter bunny

The Easter bunny has never lied to me. Of course, he beheaded Santa Claus after he converted, but he has never lied to me.

[Bob434]

He lied to me once- told me there was no Santa Claus- I KNOW there is a Santa because the presents I get say SANTA on them- I think bunny was just jealous of Santa