Yes, Mr President.
We have a Secret Service force serving the White House of all female, all butch and bull-dykes.
No, sir. There are no men willing to dive in front of you to take a bullet. Your people are more the nurturing type.
Yes, they will talk first to any potential assassin.
Yes Sir, they do not carry any guns - their fists are their weapons. If the assassin will not talk nicely to them and go away, they will smack him smartly.
Let the lesson be learned about the US’s deadly new Secret Service people.