Gee, I am a gay vegetarian pirate :)
hope you guys dont mind.
I’m eating a carrot with my “partner” while wearing a patch over my eye!
Actually, i’m eating meatball parm. while my GF annoys me by playing with the cat in front of the TV. And never cared for pirate movies.
I’m a card-carrying member of the Straight Carnivore Ninja Appreciation Society.
Me, I'm still licking my wounds for getting suspended for reposting a "muslims pissed off at Oktoberfest" thread.
Sheesh...