You are so crude. I love it. Because you are exactly on point. And. I don’t have a better way of putting it.
I come from a long line of Southern Gentlemen who would never crack a fart around a campfire. In fact, they probably have never been to a campfire.
Change in the family tradition...Trump has got me thinking I might have a family campfire...and crack a humongous fart. Perhaps even strike a match to ignight said expulsion.