Forget the toxic blasts of fartrous fartoxide. Just start a tradition that whenever you hear the name Trump, drink a shot of Whiskey straight up!
I come from a long line of Southern Gentlemen who would never crack a fart around a campfire. In fact, they probably have never been to a campfire.
Change in the family tradition...Trump has got me thinking I might have a family campfire...and crack a humongous fart. Perhaps even strike a match to ignight said expulsion.
Actually...before this Trump season, I was overly mannerly.
I come from a long line of Southern Gentlemen who would never crack a
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I thought you WERE a Southern Gentleman. You don’t talk about it either. LOL
Perhaps even strike a match to ignight said expulsion.
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That reminded me... When on a carrier in the Navy, at night we all wore only our skivvies. One guy set out to burn a fart and the flame set his skivvies on fire! Hilarity ensued!