[Utilizer]

No offence, mate, but:

1) The humor in your post eludes Me.

2) You would be well advised to find more creative uses for your time.

3) This sounds like Mrs. Bill attempting to deliver a joke.

4) Don’t quit your day job.

and,

5) I want the 20 seconds it took to read this mildly annoying screed back.

Cheers, and mind the door on your way out. Soon.

[AndyTheBear]

1) The humor in your post eludes Me.

i really did not specifically have you in mind when i wrote it. But now that i realize that You (yes capitalizing the Y, sir)...don't like it...oh my...whatever will I do?

[Hot Tabasco]

5) I want the 20 seconds it took to read this mildly annoying screed back.

You wasted 3 minutes typing your post just to demand a refund of 20 seconds????

Talk about dumb.......

[bkopto]

Hear, Hear!