[Leaning Right]

Cook must be out of his mind. Cramer?............

Leonard the Wonder Monkey must have been unavailable.

In case you're not familiar with Leonard, he was presented as a monkey that made random stock picks. He had a website where his predictions were posted. Long-term, Leonard beat Cramer. Some details here:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb384455.htm

[uncitizen]

Lol

[Red Badger]

http://phys.org/news/2015-08-iron-bar-capable-decision-making.html

An iron bar could probably beat Cramer’s picks........