[Drew68]

Clever kid. He'll go far in life.

[Sacajaweau]

Being there

[VanDeKoik]

I’m voting for Deez.
Deez who?
DEEZ NUTS!

I haven’t heard a joke with that punchline since Jr. High 1992.

[Flick Lives]

Deez Nuts is poling better than Jeb!

[cripplecreek]

He could be a write in if people don’t confuse him with Dee Snuts.

[j.havenfarm]

Budding ass****, IMHO. Just what we need. We already have at least 50% of the electorate that is low-information and votes accordingly. Trivializing the republic is what’s gotten us to where we are.

[arbitrary.squid]

I would vote for a cast-iron skillet over most of what I’ve seen before, so would have no problem voting for Deez Nuts.

[arbitrary.squid]

[ilgipper]

Awesome story, but how did a 15 year old file? Basically, the only requirement is being 35 years old. Does that not even prevent filing by a 15 year old anymore?

[bgill]

He could probably create a more passable BC than the WH staff.