when false rumors get passed around on Free Republic! Me, too, Bendy-- Let's... 
kick some ass!
Yvonne could not... 
have passed away--
We played golf... 
just a few days ago--
And, Bendy dearest, your were more... 
than up to par!
And if I recall correctly, last Monday we... 
were at the beach--
Yes, and I invited you to climb all over... 
my Jungle Jim.
And the week before, we went... 
skiing--
And I just loved the ski outfit... 
you bought me!
Yvonne, Bring me... 
a light for my cigar--
Can do, just as soon as I... 
dry off.
And last night didn't we... 
go dancing with Travolta--
And be both... 
out danced him!
You know, Yvonne, all this action... 
has me kinda tired out--
Well then, come... 
to bed.
Well, night... 
y'all!
For the life of me, I cannot see what... 
Bendy sees in her?
Now, now, Kitty-- Don't be green... 
with envy--
Or I'll be force to show you... 
how to skin a cat!