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To: Hojczyk
I've posted this before, but I believe that all the cemeteries should be converted into golf courses. All that wasted land given over to cemeteries that could be more productively used by those of us that are living!

If we keep dying and getting buried this way, soon the entire world will be nothing but one big cemetery. This madness needs to come to an end.

So lets turn them into golf courses and we can still keep the grave markers and all that, but put them flush with the ground.

I'm 100% serious by the way. This is not meant to be satire at all.

18 posted on 08/16/2015 9:21:26 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

I think substantial land area could be saved if we buried people standing up instead of laying down.


21 posted on 08/16/2015 9:35:53 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: SamAdams76

No.

Cemeteries are where one can honor the dead.

Just, no.


26 posted on 08/16/2015 9:41:56 AM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: SamAdams76

How about making cemeteries nice strolling parks,. Golf course green space can only be used by paying golfers, not the rest (most) of us.


35 posted on 08/16/2015 10:05:38 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag ( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else)
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To: SamAdams76

Land should be for the living


40 posted on 08/16/2015 10:29:00 AM PDT by cynicalman
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