(With apologies to Howard Lawrence Carr (U)-Fat Bastard MA).
You’re Me-Gun Kelley and in front of the largest political debate ever...you choked. Even Dan Rather took a moment from drooling into his Jello after your question to Trump and was heard to stammer WHAT THE F@#&? Then went on to mumble something about fake but accurate...fake but accurate.
You’re Me-Gun Kelley and you have been torched so much on the internet that Danica Patrick has offered you one of her flame retardant suits. But help is on the way.
The CALFVERY has arrived in the pantsuit of the most experienced and foremost experts in BIMBO ERUPTIONS. Yes, herself Hillary Rodham Rodham Hubble Foster Clinton has come to your defense...sister’s in arms as it were. (EWWW)!
Why old Bill Clinton is SO wound up; he’s preparing for a possible visit with you by ordering a new box of cigars from his friends the Castro boys down in Cuba.
Kennedy and Clinton did have one thing in common...they both liked to use cigars in their sexual assaults. Kennedy used SEGARS and Bubba used SEE-GARS. But I digress. The good news though, Me-Gun, is that word on the street is that Monica Lewinsky has offered to loan you a dress for the occasion. Geez Me-Gun what’s next? Have James (Serpent Head) Carville come on and drag a five dollar bill across your anchor desk?
IN CARVILLESE.. (Come en down der ta draggg a fife dolla bill cross urine anka desskkkkk. ) ....you’re welcome.
You’re Me-Gun Kelley and you almost knocked King “O” off the ratings throne. Fear not, you will be a mega-star over at MSNBC. Why on that rumor alone Rachel Maddow has gotten so excited, he hid away his anatomically correct Me-Gun Kelley blow up doll in his closet. Oh, and the tools, adapters, accesserioes, and the edible underwear. I am not sure what the flavors of the undies he had were but, after your chat with Howard Stern, I’m guessing CHERRY isn’t one of them.
You’re Me-Gun Kelley and Al Jezzera now has more credibility than you do. You’ve made BRUCE LUCY CATILYN SPALDING JENNER, whatever it calls itself, look like MARGRET THATCHER. Well, look on the bright side, your trip to the dark side isn’t all bad...at least the roots of your hair match. Oh, and if Hillary isn’t wearing an Orange pant suit or a CANKLE braclet...it will be a great photo-op and maybe and interview.
That would make Chrissy Matthews get a tingle up both his legs. I won’t go into where the tingle might be located on Hillary Rodham Clinton (D)( partial birth abortion, infanticide) Hubble, Foster. But Me-Gun..in a way, in my eyes, your still kinda NOT GUILTY.
Sorry about the length...sometimes it JUST WON’T STOP :-)
Again apologies to Sir Howard Lawrence Carr (U)-Fat Bastard, MA. Howie Carr Radio Network, Boston Herald, Harvard Faculty, and BROWN UNIVERISITY REJECT. :-)
Feel Freep to send, share, or do the Venezuelan..well you know, anywhere. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! JEDI JEDI4S
97 posted on 8/10/2015, 9:43:48 PM by JEDI4S (I don’t mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
“Fear not, you will be a mega-star over at MSNBC. Why on that rumor alone Rachel Maddow has gotten so excited, he hid away his anatomically correct Me-Gun Kelley blow up doll in his closet. Oh, and the tools, adapters, accesserioes, and the edible underwear. I am not sure what the flavors of the undies he had were but, after your chat with Howard Stern, I’m guessing CHERRY isn’t one of them.”
You are a disgusting Trump troll using disgusting/filthy sexual connotations to trash a reporter - your trolling started at the end of July, just several days ago, when you joined FR to push your man Trump. There are rules on FR and you fail the language ones. I would zot you but I don’t own the zot machine.