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Looking for a summer vacation destination? ISIS releases tourist brochure
Jerusalem Post ^ | 08/05/2015

Posted on 08/11/2015 5:46:35 AM PDT by SJackson

ISIS continues efforts to improve its image.

Looking for the perfect summer vacation spot? You probably didn't have the world capital of decapitation in mind, but that is exactly what the Islamic State is offering.

The terrorist group that has set up a caliphate in large parts of Iraq and Syria has issued a travel brochure, touting the land under ISIS control as a vacation hot spot, according to the Daily Mail.

The ISIS tourism brochure features photographs of jihadis jumping off cliffs into crystal clear spring water and enjoying swims in Olympic size pools.

Fishing, beekeeping and quiet pastoral landscapes are also highlighted in the brochure.

Of course women are not allowed to take part in the swimming and men must wear proper attire or face the consequences.

The brochure was released after ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi reportedly ordered the group's communications offices to cut out the most graphic scenes from beheading propaganda videos in an effort to improve the Islamic State's image abroad.


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1 posted on 08/11/2015 5:46:35 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: SJackson

Not to worry, not to worry, except for those pesky Hellfire missiles that come out of nowhere and send you packing to Paradise.


2 posted on 08/11/2015 5:49:16 AM PDT by jimbug
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; Lent; GregB; ..
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3 posted on 08/11/2015 5:49:41 AM PDT by SJackson (C Matthews: should NY State recognize gay marriage? Sen Clinton: "No!" The crowd booed, 2002)
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To: SJackson
Springtime for ISIS and decapitees!


Don't be stupid,
be a smarty,
come and join the ISIS party!











Or we'll cut your infidel head off!
4 posted on 08/11/2015 5:51:23 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
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To: Alas Babylon!

Does anyone know of any travel-clothing outfitter that sells titaniun-collared shirts? I’m looking forward to my tour of decapitations, homos thrown off buildings and random Christians being shot or burned to death.


5 posted on 08/11/2015 5:55:29 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: SJackson

now why do you think this article just screams parody?


6 posted on 08/11/2015 5:59:00 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: hal ogen

An enterprising clothier under the Isis regime...

Shirts typically have four holes, lets make them with only three: two arms, and the torso. For the post-decapitant.


7 posted on 08/11/2015 6:02:55 AM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: SJackson

I heard they have cookies!


8 posted on 08/11/2015 6:17:49 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
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To: SJackson
Yeh...There's a real good idea.

Christians...Leave the little cross around your neck at home.

9 posted on 08/11/2015 6:29:33 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: SJackson

That belly flop is gonna hurt but not nearly as much as the beheading on your final night.


10 posted on 08/11/2015 6:48:53 AM PDT by bgill ( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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“Of course women are not allowed to take part in the swimming and men must wear proper attire or face the consequences.”


No skinny dipping?

What a bunch of party poopers!


11 posted on 08/13/2015 4:17:18 PM PDT by STE=Q ('The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing'... Edmund Burke)
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