[Gaffer]

I self identify as African-American wherever I am presented with the opportunity.

[silverleaf]

I was thinking of that! We need to become a nation of 300 million “ African americans” or “native Americans” and screw with this data base

After all, don’t I recollect some family lore...

Since self identifying is the in thing now!

[Gumdrop]

Good idea. We can all be Rachel Dolezals - or Rueben Dolezals, if male.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

"I self identify as African-American wherever I am presented with the opportunity."

Julio Kevin Jamal Running Deer Greenberg Jr., ought to do the trick.