To: gaijin
"Every man understands his dog, no man understands his wife." -- Chinese Proverb.
"True, but if they find a dog in your freezer, they only shut you down for thirty days. If they find your wife there, it's twenty years to life."
-- Zarguna's Corollary.
5 posted on
07/05/2015 9:19:49 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Now, which is bigger, Pluto or Goofy?)
To: FredZarguna
I don’t like to imagine a dog being harmed that way.
8 posted on
07/05/2015 9:41:11 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
To: FredZarguna
“If your wife is starting to look like your dog, it’s time to get a new wife...or an uglier dog.”
— twister’s Razor
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