You're What You Say You Are

Townhall.com ^ | June 24, 2015 | Walter E. Williams

[WayneS]

I’m the King of Sweden.

And my son is the Tsar of all the Russias.

[Uncle Miltie]

Luckily, I’m rich, better looking than Brad Pitt, and really satisfy the ladies.

[Secret Agent Man]

I would say if the premise is true, we can all apply for welfare and scholarships and getting those race and gender-based promotions post-haste.

And also sue for retroactive losses from past denials of said promotions and benefits, the courts will love this.

[Leaning Right]

I self-identify as a (generic) former president of the United States. As such, I demand 24-hours-a-day Secret Service protection. Oh, and a chauffeur-driven limousine would be nice too.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“I feel like a US citizen. Give me benefits.”

[Steely Tom]

The phrase "you're what you say you are" is from Street Life, a song by The Crusaders, which was on their album Street Life, released in 1979.

[CharlesOConnell]

i’ve yet to realize my divinity yet, somehow, what a shabby little god i am, look around at my “creation”.

[null and void]

I’m the King of Sweden.

This is the King of Sweden:

Seriously!

[WayneS]

Exactly.

Now prove that’s not me!

;-)

[exnavy]

I am King David.

[null and void]

TOUCHÉ!

[brivette]

you too?

[GregoTX]

I remember back when a Kenyan claimed to be Hawaiian and became POTUS.

[null and void]

This thread has your name all over it...

[hanamizu]

Is that Minnie the Mocher on His Majesty’s right?

[PATRIOT1876]

I am:

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Patriot1876, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

[RipSawyer]

You too?

[immadashell]

Were government officials to demand that I, as a springbok, pay taxes...

I wish you hadn't given them the idea.

[bigbob]

shoving a few feathers up your butt doens’t make you a chicken and neither does any of this other crap