Only if you can work in bars, cars, broken hearts, a train and...Momma.”
Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
-David Allan Coe - You Never Even Call Me By My Name
I love David Allen Coe!
Here’s a fave of mine. The song has been covered by a lot of people, but I like this version by K T Oslin:
You Call Everybody Darlin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSygbqSBneI