However, I am in full support of his fat shaming.
Nunyas
“Yo momma’s so fat”
And what man wouldn’t come to defend his momma either verbally or with fisticuffs.
PS
Of course you f it was just you and your buds without Momma.....you just up the rank out on his Momma.
Laz would still have hit it — AND taken her pizza.
If that was the rule they wouldn’t sell much pizza
This isn't really a crack or an insult.
Away from me Behemoth!
If I were her defense attorney, I’d blame it on the Crazy Bread.
In context, remember that this is not polite middle America, that this is the politically correct tyranny of San Francisco, where any infraction against the latest trendy p.c. rules will result in a savage street nattering, finger waving, and public humiliation, if you are humiliated by such things.
It is a city that craves face punchers who do not appreciate strangers giving them and their families unsolicited criticism in public, demanding that they rigidly conform to the p.c. hysteria of the moment.
Like typical bullies, when they leave their home turf, they suddenly lose much of their aggression, thinking themselves surrounded by un-p.c. “barbarians”.
On one happy occasion, I was sitting at a coffee house with a friend, who suddenly winced on seeing three girls. He said he lived with them in SF, and they nattered at him without end about everything p.c., to the point where he was tearing out his hair. They would just not shut up about it. He described them, and was literal, as “feminist witches”. Radical feminists, and as they would insist, “Wiccans”.
When they drew near, while ignoring them, I spoke loudly to my friend about “Taking a trip in mah Hummer down to Messico, so’s we can dynamite some dolphins.”
You could see the blood drain from their heads. But as much as they wanted to, they couldn’t say anything.
Such people deserve no consideration or grace. They are just bullies who deserve to be punched in the head.
Reminds me of a little Johnny joke;
Little Johnny was sitting in the park one day eating chocolate bars.
An old man comes along and sits next to him.
Little Johnny proceeds to eat more bars.
After the forth bar the man says to him don’t you think your eating too many chocolate bars.
Little Johnny says to him my grandfather lived to be 110 years old.
The old man looking surprised said really from eating a lot of chocolate bars like that.
Little Johnny says no from minding his own “F’n” business.
She was spotted 10 minutes later at Pizza Hut ordering the Promo meat pizza.
If some wants to be fat on their dime, I can’t argue. But when the fat pigs are receiving “benefits”, I’ll chime in.
That has to take the prize as the year's worst pick-up line.............
“Your momma is so fat . . .” is not a smart way to start any statement.
I’ve seen bar fights start over comments that were that stupid. if you’re bored and want a fight in the right bar, all you have to do is say “your momma”, don’t even fill in what your saying about someone’s mother, and your chances of getting a fight are pretty good. This guy was a moron.
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