[GrandJediMasterYoda]

And what does this produce? People like this.......

[Cowboy Bob]

She is a graduate of Yale University, is she not?

[Gaffer]

So. Her white staffer behind her is thinking. “Dammit! I coulda been somebody. I coulda studied harder and stopped trying to get laid by stupid white liberal chicks and I coulda been somebody instead of standing here, now on this stage behind this moron trying to look and sound like she don’t belong standing in a WalMart EBT checkout lane.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

As stupid as she is, we do need to at least credit her for holding a copy of the constitution and saying (in her awkward way) that it puts bounds on the government.