[Baynative]

THIS JUST IN!
A new study out of the United Kingdom predicts the Earth is about to go through a major climatic shift that could mean decades of cooler temperatures and fewer hurricanes hitting the United States.

[Timocrat]

From the report:
For years, scientists have been debating why satellite temperature data shows there have been about 18 years with no warming trend. Surface temperature data shows a similar pause in warming for the last 10 to 15 years.

This is obviously a fake report, the climatologist in chief has told us repeatedly that the earth is continuing to warm and that the warming is accelerating, in fact we have only a few more months before the situation becomes irreversible.