Posted on 06/01/2015 2:25:18 PM PDT by Dave346
Secretary of State John Kerry’s severe bicycle accident might have foreign policy implications. He recently broke his leg while cycling in Switzerland.
When asked by reporters about the accident, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest admitted that nuclear talks with Iran would be affected by the accident, but reassured them that Kerry would still play a prominent role in the process.
“The fact is, we do continue to believe that we have the time and resources necessary to pursue and hopefully complete the Iran negotiations,” he said. “And I’m confident that those negotiations will be affected by the secretary’s injury, but exactly how we move forward on this is something that we’ll have more details on later.”
Earnest admitted that it was unlikely that Kerry would be traveling to Europe in the near future to meet with Iranian officials, but declined to name another representative from the Obama administration.
“Whether he’s going to spend every day over the next four weeks in Europe negotiating face-to-face with his counterpart seems to be unlikely that he’ll be able to do that given the injury that he sustained,” Earnest explained.
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“I’m a computer programmer (pencil pushing geek) - I don’t need my legs! Fine - break his hands”.
Why can’t he give away the store on crutches and drugs? I don’t see how this affects anything. What else has he got to do?
I’m going with the Watchers-—the alien guys who keep us on track whether we do the right thing or not. After all how does one break a femur falling off a bike? Sounds more like divine intervention. I wonder if Lurch saw a really bright light as he was going assoverteakettle? Maybe he went to Switzerland for the cheez to fix his calcium deficiency?
He’ll be out 8-10 weeks.
Dumbist?
John Kerry’s very own “Weekend At Bernie’s” moment.
I am loving this.
Giving that these guys are basically helping Ezekiel 38 come to pass, my best guess is Divine Intervention as well.
Of course, the world doesn’t take Acts 12:21-24 seriously, either.
Oh well.
He’ll be out 8-10 weeks.
Why not have the Valley Girl - Marie Harf pick this up....she couldn’t do any worse than this nitwit.
It is said that “God works in mysterious ways”. I am thinking that God also works in very humorous ways.
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How long before the libtards blame the Mossad...
The Lord works in mysterious ways...
What does selling off America and smiling for the cameras have to do with his leg?
How do people learn to talk like that?
It must require surgery.
Good thing General Eisenhower didn’t sprain an Ankle during WWII. We would have had to postpone D Day.
America is a laughing stock with these Children running it.
Definitely send the State Department Barbie girl, Harf-wit, to replace Kerry. She will nuance the devil out of the Iranians.
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