Luckily, we have a European (Not African) solution:
ARTHUR: "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes".
Posted on 06/01/2015 2:22:09 AM PDT by bob_denard
Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman even further added that these women are the 'real enemy' of Pakistan and should be eliminated.
Looks like India's Khap Panchayat has got competition from Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman.
The religious leader recently during a press conference reportedly said that women in jeans are responsible for the earthquakes taking place around the world.
Not only that, he also blamed these 'immodest women' for economic crisis and other natural disasters.
Rahman did not stop here. He requested the Pakistan armed forces to launch a military operation against the women wearing jeans in Pakistan.
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Not only would they cause earthquakes and economic collapse but heart attacks!!!
I wonder if yoga pants would make this clown’s head explode?
... just like ordering pizzas causes ivory poaching.
Not much different than a leftist blaming it on SUV’s!
This statement is as nutty as the Left attributing anything and everything bad to Climate Change. After all, Obama has attributed ISIS to Climate Change.
You nailed it. 100% correct.
Hey Jumi, old pal! Close, but no cigar. IMHO, it’s not the jeans that are causing earthquakes, tsunamis and global disruptions; it’s the wearing of YOGA PANTS! Last week I was confront..., ah, er, conreared by a young woman attired in stretch yoga pants so tight and form-fitting that NOTHING was left to the imagination. In fact, if the garment had been flesh colored instead of being black, I would have sworn she was naked! Whatever became of feminine modesty and dignity? Nobody appreciates feminine pulcritude more than I, but there is a line at which freedom and liberty crosses over into amorality and suggestive display for the sake of display. Color me stuned!
Understand, these primitives have a nuclear arsenal...
Luckily, we have a European (Not African) solution:
ARTHUR: "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes".
So there weren’t any earthquakes before the advent of jeans?
well this harkens back to the syrian proclamation against YO YOs .
the syrians were convenced that YOYOs were responsible for thier drough back many decades ago.
the “rationale” was that as the direction followed by the YOYO was DOWN...and then UP...that this caught the rain and didnt allow it to fall.
Drought and severe cold is disast-
rously affecting the cattle in Syria,
and the Moslem chiefs at Damascus
have attributed the wrath of the
heavens to the recent introduction of
the yo-yo.
They say that while the people are
praying for rain to come down from
above the yo-yo goes down, and
before reaching the ground springs
up through the subtle pull of the
string.
http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/48418581
The science is settled, then.
Does this mean that Obama should stop wearing “her” mom jeans?
This reminds me of two country songs.
Tight Fittin’ Jeans
Baby’s got Her Blue Jeans On!
the right pair of jeans will rock my world
Well NO WONDER California’s got such an earthquake problem!
LOL!
I actually think it's yoga pants.
I once knew a gal who wore really tight jeans. She shook my world.
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