after being stuck in the house pretty much for five years after a head injury, the one thing that kept my sanity was my little cat buddy, spaghetti. (yes, I’m Italian).
if someone hurt my pal, they would be in SO MUCH pain.
Have you ever seen the show, “The Mother’s In-Law”? They had a dog named Lasagna.
An eye for an eye. Boiling would be the least of their worries.