The Right-Wing War on Lena Dunham (Barf and eye-bleach alert!)

The Daily Beast ^ | 5/27/2015 | Amy Zimmerman

[Bluewater2015]

The right-wingers obsessively document and chastise her every move. Why are conservatives so threatened by a 29-year-old TV showrunner and author?

In honor of Memorial Day, Lena Dunham Instagrammed herself in a lacy bra and panty set, and captioned the sultry snap, “I think I will wear it to dinner with some boots & a smile because we are all very lucky to be free.”

Dunham clearly presents her exhibitionism as a celebration of personal and political freedoms, but certain fringe elements of the right-wing media have taken the peaceful photo as further evidence of Dunham’s personal war on male retinas, Republican values, and the American dream.

The friendly folks over at Breitbart even took it upon themselves to share the photo on Facebook along with a PSA: “DISCLAIMER: Breitbart News is not responsible for any emotional, spiritual, or psychological damage that might occur as a result of viewing this article.” Because trigger warnings are a liberal tool used to infantilize and over-coddle—unless they’re giving big, strong men ample warning that the nude woman they’re about to ogle and objectify is not a piece of eye candy constructed exclusively out of the world’s most physically arousing, dude-approved lady parts.

[M Kehoe]

Lena Dunham? Ok, I'll bite, who is she?

5.56mm

[3boysdad]

Dittos for Melisa McCarthy.

[tacticalogic]

Ok, I'll bite, who is she?

I think it's one of Jeff's puppets.

[Charles Henrickson]

Lena the Incestuous Child Molester Dunham.

[Bluewater2015]

And burn off some of those tats. Looks like prison ink.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Famous for being famous but no one knows why!

[Bluewater2015]

Achmed has more appeal, though.

[Jim from C-Town]

Everything you describe about her is true. That is only half the story. She is not only physically unattractive, her entire attitude is repellent. If she wasn't so full of herself and so self aggrandizing, or had even the least bit of talent or intelligent insight she would be more attractive.

[cincinnati65]

Pssssttt......hint to author.

If you stopped telling me how ammmmmaaaaaaaaazzzzzzziiinnnnnnnggggggg Lena Dunham is, maybe I wouldn't have to point out her obvious flaws and lack of character.

Oh my! Did I just ruthlessly attack her again, as part of my never-ending vendetta?

[Milton Miteybad]

Ehhh...I'd hit it.







































































With a four-foot spud wrench.

[ExCTCitizen]

Yes, instead of caring for my family, going to work and enjoying life, I, being a conservative Republican, obsesses over a liberal nutcase queer. Only in her dreams!!

[Zippo44]

At least she is on an aptly named website.

[ExCTCitizen]

Or a Burqua..

[ExCTCitizen]

Maybe Ted Nugent thought she was a Moose..

[Responsibility2nd]

Psshaw.

Looked at that pic at the link. That’s one of her more appealing photos.

She does like bathrooms though. That’s obvious. If you like, I can be right back with a picture of her COMPLETELY NEKKID sitting in a restroom stall eating a birthday cake.

Now THAT. That will disturb you dreams for many many nights.

[ExCTCitizen]

No...Jeff’s puppets are smarter than Lena.

[ExCTCitizen]

👍👍👍 like button needed...that's funny!!

[xrmusn]

Kind of explains it all when it comes from the ‘Daily BEAST’.

Sorry not trying to embarrass or degrade BEASTS.

[KosmicKitty]

She sure is a tubby little thing. Wonder if anyone has introduced her to Weight Watchers?

[GOYAKLA]

After seeing her photo all I could think about was: Hoagy Carmichael,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4fJVqWmWd0

Also if she were my gal, everywhere I would go, I would take her.
She’s too ugly, to kiss goodbye!