[Darksheare]

All while someone stands nearby the growing wall of marshmallow coconut and muttering “what have I done?”

[NoCmpromiz]

I don’t suppose either of you ever tried nuking some of those...

[Lazamataz]

Like the Nanobot 'Grey Fog' scenario, the pink coconut marshmallow cake self-perpetuating explosion is a very real, very serious problem. There are three cases of it, right now, that authorities are trying to control:

One, Area 51, was once a small sleepy town, until a convenience store clerk mistakenly placed four of the cakes in close proximity. The government erected Area 51 to contain the crisis, and make up some hooey about UFOs.

Another occurred in Chernobyl, Ukraine. The Ukrainian government tried, unsuccessfully, to wipe out the cakes by overloading a nuclear reactor. All that happened is that they have millions of radioactive pink coconut marshmallow cakes.

Finally, a pink coconut marshmallow cake event (PCMCE) occurred in the south of France in 2011. The French authorities were able to airlift the entire convenience store to the Antarctic, where the increase in mass is mistakenly attributed to ice growth. Closer satellite observation reveals millions of tiny little pink coconut marshmallow cakes.

This is a serious problem. We will need funding to contain it. Please consider giving now.