When it comes to GOPster’s deviant alter ego... a pair of concrete shoes (matching his outfit, of course - we CAN’T be gauche now, can we), a nice, weighted length of anchor chain, and a long, deep, dark pool of water - say, oh I dunno, something like the Marianas Trench - comes immediately to mind...
And “it” can take those bath salts with it to the bottom... and see if those glowing eyeball fish like them...
:^)