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To: bestintxas

“The Park Service advises visitors to stay at least 25 yards away from bison in the park.”

That’s not much of a head start against an animal that can run 30 mph.


13 posted on 05/17/2015 6:39:12 AM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: VanShuyten

You don’t need to run faster than the bison, just faster than your friends...


17 posted on 05/17/2015 6:42:38 AM PDT by stormer
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To: VanShuyten

That’s why I always wear roller skates when visiting the buffalo heard.

(Roger Miller ref.)


23 posted on 05/17/2015 6:49:09 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: VanShuyten

You only have to be faster than the guy behind you!


30 posted on 05/17/2015 7:00:30 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind, but now I see...)
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To: VanShuyten

-——“The Park Service advises visitors to stay at least 25 yards away from bison in the park.”——

I would assume that is the distance where the bison will not pay attention to you....not the distance you need to out run it....


38 posted on 05/17/2015 7:08:02 AM PDT by Popman (Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
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To: VanShuyten

Sadly, the Park Service has caved to stupidity. They should be warned to stay in their cars, and completely away.


73 posted on 05/17/2015 12:38:01 PM PDT by DPMD
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