Posted on 05/12/2015 4:59:56 AM PDT by Kaslin
1) After being accused of racism every time they disagree with the President, Americans will enjoy the change of pace by being accused of sexism every time they disagree with the President.
2) America’s military would be unstoppable because of three little words that Hillary would bring to the White House, “Flying Monkey Legions!”
3) It would be terrible for our first black President to be the worst POTUS of all time and Hillary can take care of that problem.
4) Americans LOVE dynasties! Next it’s Jeb Bush’s turn. Then Chelsea Clinton. THEN Michelle Obama. Then Jenna Bush. Then Malia Obama and so on and so on into infinity. If Americans didn’t like being ruled by royal families, then you’d think there would have been some small indication of it in our history by now, right? ;)
5) We Americans take pride in giving good value for the money that’s paid to us and all those foreign governments that paid off Hillary when she was Secretary of State would REALLY hit the jackpot if she became President.
6) She’ll be a fantastic role model for young women who’ll learn that as long as you marry the right man and ride his coattails at every opportunity – you, too, can succeed!
7) Well, if she could handle being Secretary of State with no problems, then obviously…oh wait, she didn’t, did she?
8) Eight more years of complete and utter servile capitulation to a President of the United States should be enough to destroy the whole liberal mainstream media’s reputation for good.
9) If Hillary were to win, then all the people who tell America how incompetent she’ll be will be able to enjoy being proven right about her over and over again just as they have been about Barack Obama.
10) It’s long since time that small children were shown The Vagina Monologues before the White House Easter Egg Roll.
11) Everybody THINKS he can be President, but for hundreds of years, Americans have insisted on choosing Presidents based on “merit” and “accomplishments.” If both Obama and Hillary can be President, then that proves any undeserving idiot can do the job as long as he or she checks the right diversity box.
12) Despite the many credible claims that the money she made was part of a shady bribe, obviously parlaying $1,000 into $100,000 in highly speculative commodity market trading proves that Hillary Clinton really is…THE SMARTEST WOMAN ON EARTH!
13) Who could possibly be a better role model for young women in America than a politician who has been endorsed by Larry Flynt AND Hookers for Hillary?
14) Replacing Air Force One with a broomstick would mean tens of millions in savings for the taxpayers!
15) Like duh, she’s an incompetent lying socialist who will drive the final nails in America’s coffin after 8 years of Barack Obama and…oh wait, the goal here IS to destroy America, right? Oh, wow…it’s not? Then maybe she’s NOT the right candidate.
“Who could possibly be a better role model for young women in America”
Eva Braun?
“3) It would be terrible for our first black President to be the worst POTUS of all time and Hillary can take care of that problem. “
Disagree there. As radical left as Hillary is, it’s hard to imagine there being a more dangerous person in the WH than the current occupier.
“she’s an incompetent lying socialist who will drive the final nails in America’s coffin after 8 years of Barack Obama”
They do have a point here, however. It probably wouldn’t take very much at this point to finish the US.
Now that is scary
Fang would probably agree.
Ms. Diller was better looking, more credible... AND, waaaay smarter!!
“Ms. Diller was better looking, more credible... AND, waaaay smarter!!”
Far classier,too. She made the conscious decision, early on, not to go raunchy with her act.
I’d like to see this smelly old criminal hag in prison.
Hillary is proof that marriage has nothing to do with love or even mating habits. Hillary and Bill establish once and for all marriage is a mere POLITICAL POWER expediency.
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