Well then , simply don’t pass gas !
>> Well then , simply don’t pass gas !
You’re a female, right? Only a woman would propose such an utter absurdity. :-)
“...Well then , simply don’t pass gas !...”
Miss Katy... There’s just certain things a Man MUST do.
If something itches, it WILL be scratched... whenever, wherever...
If “it” needs to be adjusted, “it” WILL be adjusted...
If rumbling from deep within occurs, it WILL be released dunto the world... even in a crowded elevator... (you just look at the guy next to you and go “Whoa... Dude!” and then get out quick...)
These are some of the Unwritten Rules of Man-ness...
Sorry, but we have NO choice it’s ...
wait for it...
Here it comes...
MAN-datory.
(Here till Tuesday, try the Veal!)