[upchuck]

Clearly, we must fix this ASAP by using the Earth to more influence the Sun. Shirley there’s a way to delay the Sun’s hibernation.

All we need is millions in taxpayer paid grants to study the problem.

[citizen]

Clearly, we must fix this ASAP by....

....by 0bama whipping out the pen and phone to have the EPA regulate the Sun by imposing massive fines.

[NormsRevenge]

Maybe we need to shoot nukes at the Sun to stir it up a bit.

Nyaaa.

How about stop spraying all the crap in the atmosphere..

Or ground Leo DiCaprio and Gore.. Make em take public transportation. That would be a major relief.

[arthurus]

Not millions.That's a spit in the ocean. We need TRILLIONS! Then QUADRILLIONS! We need to confiscate borrow every asset of every human being on Earth who is not part of the ruling class so that the ruling class can get a handle on this problem. Perhaps the the problem can be solved before all those lenders starve to death. Maybe.

[MeshugeMikey]

trillions trillions...according to bernie sanders!

“All we need is trillions in taxpayer paid grants to study the problem.” XXXOOO....Bernie Sanders May 5, 2015

[bert]

I know the solution

take expeditions to the moon and hack off chunks that are attracted to and impact earth. the increased mass will increase the solar attraction thus drawing the earth closer to the sun.

a minuscule increase in earth’s orbit will result in warming