Posted on 04/15/2015 10:51:47 AM PDT by MockTurtle
Hi. My name is Erika Smalley. I grew up in Iowa. I am currently a student at Kirkwood Community College.
That's the same place that Hillary Clinton visited on her first campaign stop to my state. I went there to see if I could meet Hillary. Here is Hillarys press release:
Screen Shot 2015-04-14 at 3.36.14 PM I arrived about an hour before the event and all I could find were reporters.
Lots of reporters.
IMG_0156 Which is funny, because all they had to stare at was an empty Iowa field.
IMG_0179 Anyway, some protesters trickled in.
IMG_0158 These guys were funny. They were called the 'Nerd Squad.' IMG_0159 They wanted to 'fix Hillary's server for free.' IMG_0154 I also found some Hillary supporters.
IMG_0151 It was getting close to the time when she would arrive so I tried to enter the college. I was told 'Sorry, press only,' by a Hillary staffer.
IMG_0178-e1429047591605-768x1024 So I took a selfie.
IMG_0170 Then someone shouted "She's coming!" And everyone started running. So I ran with them. Here is my point of view:
Here is how close I got to Hillary when she arrived:
IMG_0160 She snuck in the backdoor and reporters were complaining that they were 'here for hours' and she wouldn't even 'let them see her.' thirst-2 I noticed students pressed up against the glass in their classrooms so I took this photo. I learned later that they had been locked down for Hillary's arrival. IMG_0164 Then everyone just waited like kids staring over a fence.
Screen Shot 2015-04-15 at 12.39.18 AM I wandered around and found this awesome guy who shared some of my sentiment.
IMG_0168 I take that back.
IMG_0169 The guy in orange pants was taking a break after all of the running when someone yelled "There she is!"
reporters-thirst Look closely: There she is! People asked her what it's like to be back in the game. She said, "Great!" Waved and got in car and left.
IMG_0171 Then she drove right by me in her black van.
IMG_0173 This is as close as this 'everyday Iowan' got to Hillary. Her van zoomed right by me, though I could not see her.
IMG_0172 "Goodbye Hillary!"
IMG_0174 And that was my experience as an Iowan trying to see Hillary.
But watch the network news shows this evening to see how the fifth-column media clymers hype hiLIARy's appearance to the level of the Second Coming.
We need to have the video of the presstitutes chasing the Mystery Machine, set to “Yakety Sax” at double-speed!
Harry Dean Stanton weighs in on Hillary's candidacy.
the whole Van thing is to attract the Press like flies around S$#t , she thinks the Press will Crown her President
Bump for later.
I don’t think she will dare to stand up in front of a large crowd that has not been hand picked and fitted out with t-shirts and signs. Just think what would happen if she showed up at a major league game..or some other general public event.
This is really humorous. Went to the link and the pics and commentary become hilarious. Thanks.
Cartoonists can just recycle all their old Media-Rump-Swab Obama cartoons by replacing Obama's name and caricature with Hillary.
one word
HUMA!
having achieved hillary’s 100 % plus trust level HUMA has finally been able to try her hand at campaign organization!
what a ROUSING Success.
this is nothing, the next scenario will dwarf the Scooby Do Van Tour in terms of pure STUPID!
Raise your hand if this story surprised you. :-)
You hate Martians? I think more apropos would be the next planned or unplanned, manned (North Korea) or unmanned (rest of the world) trip to the Sun.
That “everyday Iowan” should consider herself lucky. Seeing Hitlery is hard on the eyes. Could cause permanent damage. Nightmares, etc. Beauty’s only skin deep but Hitlery’s ugly goes all the way to the bone. And then some.
A friend of mine here in TX says that he has been talking to a lot of so called conservatives that did not vote for Obama but are going to vote for Hillary just because they like her.
Also, if Hillary allows real people to get close they might ask her a question or two..
Hillary has left the building...
From the pictures it looks like they had to take her in the back of the building on a fork lift....
Class rooms were shut down??? Good grief! She’s not president for crying out loud. Is everything going to be shut down when she campaigns? I don’t really care as who on earth would want to lay eyes on her anyway but how pretentious can you get?
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