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'Adult preschool' charges hipsters to take naps, play with glitter glue
msn.com ^ | March 24, 2015 | Lauren O'Neil

Posted on 04/06/2015 3:13:36 AM PDT by grundle

Do you ever feel like you didn’t make the most of your time as a 4-year-old? Like you failed to appreciate how awesome life was when “gift shopping” meant bringing home a macaroni necklace? Like you’d give anything to see nap time on your schedule again?

Your inner child is in luck — but only if your outer adult can afford to enrol in “adult preschool,” which is an actual thing now. No jokes.

Based in Brooklyn, N.Y., Preschool Mastermind is a one-month long program that purports to help grown-ups over the age of 18 “re-learn the basics and experience the magic of life as it was originally intended.”

For between $333 and $999, participants can expect to spend time in class playing games, doing arts and crafts, participating in show-and-tell sessions, going on field trips and completing playsheets, among other activities.

They’ll also have nap time.

According to the course’s website, Preschool Mastermind has a limit of 10 students per class — all of whom must apply for the privilege of enrolling.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: adultpreschool; brooklyn
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To: grundle

Morons!


21 posted on 04/06/2015 5:30:19 AM PDT by erod (Chicago Conservative)
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To: grundle

Oh, journalism school. Isn’t it just like the one that politicians and public servants attend, as well?


22 posted on 04/06/2015 5:31:18 AM PDT by W. (3 Disqus sites, nytimes.com, cheezburger.com and archive.org all censor conservatives.)
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To: grundle

I thought naked yoga was the dumbest thing possible.

I was wrong.


23 posted on 04/06/2015 5:31:40 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: wally_bert

Well maybe not K to 9. I did enjoy HS and still maintain a lot of relationships from then.

College was blur and graduation was one of the greatest days of my life. I have never gone to a college reunion and can’t see the point, I simply did not know that many people there it was just too big of a school. I used to think to myself as I would walk across campus and look at some one passing by “I will never see that person again”


24 posted on 04/06/2015 5:38:52 AM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: Gamecock

Thank you, I learned a new word today heh.


25 posted on 04/06/2015 5:38:58 AM PDT by Bulwyf
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To: Gamecock

Never went to or cared about any reunions. As to this topic....this is liberalism carried to its logical extreme.


26 posted on 04/06/2015 6:41:53 AM PDT by darkangel82
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To: Blue Highway

Because there are none. Hipsters will happily spend their parents money on this.


27 posted on 04/06/2015 6:54:19 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: glorgau

Lots of childless adults who otherwise would have this fun with their children.


28 posted on 04/06/2015 7:03:44 AM PDT by tbw2
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To: wally_bert

I go to Reunions....it’s interesting to see the fat cheerleaders and jocks who were so full of themselves way back when...


29 posted on 04/06/2015 7:10:06 AM PDT by goodnesswins (I think we've reached PEAK TYRANNY now.....)
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To: grundle

If these people had their own children, they could play games and do crafts at home. They could be Cub Scout leaders. They could be day camp counselors. There are plenty of opportunities for *parents* to do childlike activities.


30 posted on 04/06/2015 7:51:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Be afraid only of thoughtlessness and pusillanimity." ~ Pope John Paul II)
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To: Crim

The predictable outcome of liberal ideology.

Infantilism.


31 posted on 04/06/2015 7:53:06 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Tax-chick

Exactly - I love playing WITH my kids. I get to do things like play on playground equipment, have toy gun shootouts, wrestle, etc,

and it’s how kids spell “love” - t-i-m-e.


32 posted on 04/06/2015 7:54:32 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: MrB
and it’s how kids spell “love” - t-i-m-e

Adults, too.

I like going to the Lego Store with the little boys.

33 posted on 04/06/2015 8:04:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Be afraid only of thoughtlessness and pusillanimity." ~ Pope John Paul II)
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To: grundle
I wonder if their coloring sheets look like this:


34 posted on 04/06/2015 8:07:00 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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