Hillary Clinton [allegedly] hit Bill in the head with a book after Monica affair

NewYork Post ^ | April 5, 2015 | Larry Getlen

[Veto!]

Hitting Bill with a book will GAIN Hillary votes with women.

[TigersEye]

Hillary is a typical Progressive. Uncontrollably violent.

[doug from upland]

DFU SONG: Best of My Love (beatiful, romantic song Bill sings to his Valentine Hillary)
DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 2/11/2005, 10:50:54 PM by doug from upland

Some guys buy candy. Some buy jewelry. Some have a romantic candlelight dinner. It was a tough time on Valentine’s Day in 1998. Ever the romantic, Bill did this special song for his bride.

BEST OF MY LOVE -
MIDI: http://members.tripod.com/~Kevin_Butler/music.html

When I’m finished signing executive orders, I’m in the mood to get laid
So I send the boys out to find a young woman, I tell her don’t be afraid
I give some kneepads to her, and I’m looking down at her from above
If anything’s left, I will give you the rest of my love

Then they go out trolling and bring me another who will perform like a champ
And I do not care what the right wingers call her, so what that she is a tramp
But when she’s finally finished, dear you are always right there on my mind
If anything’s left, I will give you the rest of my love

Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you’ll get the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you’ll get the rest of my love
You know I’m very weak and I can’t help myself, that may sound corny
But I have not grown up, when I see T & A, I’m getting so darn horny

To me chicks are only something that I play with, they’re only made to be used
As long as I’m doing the job I was paid for, why do I get so abused
(I say that) it is my private business, so please don’t hassle me my sweet turtle dove
If anything’s left, I will give you the rest of my love
If anything’s left, I will give you the rest of my love I’ll give what’s left of my love

[freedomfiter2]

A golf club would have been more appropriate.

[doug from upland]

Probably LEAVES OF GRASS. He gave that book to Hillary on their second date. He later would give it to Monica.

[lee martell]

Bloody sheets? That used to be a sign that the woman was virginal. Now..who knows?
How to explain the ‘knot’ on his head, though.
Well there was this beautiful cut glass ashtray given to the first couple by the Ambassador of Ireland. It was a Waterhouse product, and I believe, Hillary was holding it up to the sunlight to experience it’s famed prismatic effects, when ‘suddenly’ the ashtray just ‘fell out of her sweaty palms, swooshed under the gabled ceilings in a perfect 180 degree semi-circle , only to stop, smack up against Mr. Clinton’s left temple, shattering into numerous jagged pieces.

[MinuteGal]

I guarantee that the book Hillary flung at Bubba was one of the following:

To Kill a Monicabird
Lolita
Lady of the Flies
Catcher in the Pantry
The Handmaid's Tale
Withering Bites
The Intern of the Screw

(Oh, my.....)

Leni

[Publius]

Gustavo Frink’s main meth cooker would give a copy to Walter White in “Breaking Bad”, which would lead to the events leading to the end of the series.

[dfwgator]

A golf club would have been more appropriate.

Should've borrowed some clubs from Elin.

[Publius]

Now, Leni, cut that out! You should be spanked severely for that!!

Everybody knows that if it were a book that Hillary threw at Bill, it was either the Bible, or Atlas Shrugged. It was a book that neither of them had read, but that had the size necessary to cause pain.

[faithhopecharity]

If no doubt she was the cause, yes.

[DesertRhino]

Its like real estate. She gets right of first refusal. But I guarantee you, she wasn’t servicing the account and being a good wife.
So there you are, President of the USA, and can do anything on earth including start a nuclear war.

But you will never be allowed to have sex again.....

[erkelly]

As little as I admire Hillary Clinton, I don’t blame her one little bit; if it had been me, the head that would be bleeding would not be the one attached to his neck.

[Michael.SF.]

I hope it was Saul Alinksy’s “Rules for Radicals”

Too thin. I wish it was Atlas Shrugged, just for the irony.

[Gaffer]

Me too:0)

[Michael.SF.]

She was pissed that he was stupid enough to get caught

BINGO

[Know et al]

I heard from a reliable source that the book was “Infidelity for Dummies.”

[funfan]

Lucky for HIM she did not kill him.
They deserve each other they are both snakes like most career politicians.

[Usagi_yo]

Looks like a HRC warm up puff piece.

Larry Getlen, the author, sounds very familiar. Oddly enough there is no wikipedia entry, the only thing I’ve found is he’s written in the Wesleyan University Newspaper or magazine at least once. He’s been a comedian.

[capt. norm]

“We’re pretty sure [Hillary Clinton] clocked him with a book.”

He was later asked if the red splotch on his head was a birthmark. He said "No, it's a bookmark."

*Borrowed from Mel Brooks. (I ony steal from the best!)