Posted on 04/04/2015 8:13:05 AM PDT by null and void
Can you think of a better way to spend Good Friday than rummaging through an online firesale of Hillary Clinton swag? We can’t.
So, as The Ready for Hillary PAC tries to offload a warehouse of campaign miscellany for the all-but-official 2016 candidate, we compiled a list of some of the hottest items.
Everything is for sale because, well, it didn’t sell when they wanted it to, and the PAC didn’t make plans for the swag come election time. Below are 11 of our favorites. Rejoice, all items are 40% off.
1. Cufflinks for the man or pantsuit-wearing woman in your life who wants to either support Hill or sport cufflinks that look like they’re from the Tommy Hilfiger patriot collection.
“Wear your heart on your sleeve with these classic die struck cufflinks featuring the iconic Herculean H logo.”
2. Lucky Cat Collar
“These RFH collars are the cat’s meow in extra-thick, recycled polyester.”
3. Lucky Dog Hoodie
“Keep your pooch warm in style with a Flex Fleece Hoodie and Ready for Hillary logo patch.”
4. Bubbles Glasses
“Celebrate the season by raising a toast to a Hillary Clinton 2016 Presidential candidacy.”
5. Hillary Rocks Glasses
“Serve up a Hillary toast neat or on the rocks with these classic tumblers.”
6. “H”ostest With The Mostest” Cocktail Napkins
“Quote unquote. Accent your holiday gatherings with the Hillary Quote Series Cocktail Napkins.”
7. Hillary Baby Onesie
“100% combed cotton infant baby onesie. Heather gray rib knit with neon orange graphic and Herculean H logo on sleeve.”
8. St. Patrick’s Day tee for those who want to turn what’s supposed to be a festive day of binge alcoholism and Irish-nationalistic bonhomie into an opportunity to make a political statement.
9. A Christmas ornament. While this could work as an ornament, it would better serve as a necklace for any aspiring, politically minded hip hop artist.
So here’s a mocked up photo of rapper 50 Cent—who supported Hillary Clinton in 2008—making better use of the ornament.
10. “Hats off to H. Herculean H Logo Knit Cap.”
11. A weirdly ambiguous car magnet that signals to passersby that buyers are ready…for something.
Ready!
tacky tacky tacky!
NB..how many items are related to booze consumption.
just sayin’
Hillary doesn’t seem ready for Hillary.
She hasn’t even had her image constructed for her yet.
And just because it's so much fun to watch!
I hear that Øbozo has some Styrofoam pillars he isn’t using...
I wasn't going to be the one to say it!
Dipers: “Fill it for Hillary”
I can’t stop laughing or watching! Mesmerizing!
LOL!
It’s so hilarious :D
LOL.
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