Posted on 04/01/2015 5:31:47 PM PDT by kindred
A Pahrump brothel has offered to host U.S. Sen. Harry Reid’s retirement party. After the news that Reid would not be running for re-election in 2016, Sheri’s Ranch posted an open letter to Reid.
Sheri’s Ranch, 60 miles west of Las Vegas, says several of the senator’s accomplishments have directly improved the lives of Nevada’s legal sex workers and thanked Reid for his years of service.
Here is the text of the letter:
Dear Senator Reid,
The staff and courtesans of The Resort and Spa at Sheri’s Ranch (aka Sheri’s Ranch) would like to be among those who have officially congratulated you on your long and successful political career. We thank you for your many years of exemplary service, not only to our beloved State of Nevada, but also to the United States of America as a whole. We are sorry to hear that the Silver State’s most tenacious public servant will not seek reelection in 2016, and your plan to retire from politics.
Your work over the years has positively affected the lives of the legal prostitutes of Sheri’s Ranch. You were a strong force in pushing Obamacare and passing the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. This law now provides Nevada’s legal prostitutes (each of them an independent contractor who must acquire their own health insurance) the right to health care. Despite the fact that legal sex workers in Nevada practice only safe sex and must be tested regularly for STD’s and HIV, health insurance was something that licensed working girls were often denied due to the reputation of unlawful prostitution. Thank you for making it illegal for insurance companies to deny Nevada’s legal hookers the right to health care.
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You are 100% correct -— The National Rifle Association helped to return Senator Searchlight to Congress. That is why I no longer contribute to political action groups. I usually do not agree with the candidate that they decide to support. Solution? I contribute DIRECTLY to the candidates that I choose regardless of which state they are located in.
“I thought Pahrump whorehouses had higher standards.”
Well, Pahrump does have one of the best suppliers of ammo in the country!
“I’ll take the exercise equipment with the long blonde hair. She looks strong.”
thanks so VERY much for this news! We are making our travel reservations to attend RIGHT AWAY!
How will Mr. Reid be able to tell he’s retired to someplace other than the US government?
answer:
the NEVADA whore-house is more honest.
how will Reid tell he’s left the senate when he gets to the Nevada Whore House?
everybody’s a whole lot more honest in the NEVADA whore house.
Professional courtesy?
It looks to me that Harry was getting a few solid left hooks to his head. Somebody sure wanted to send a message and I can’t believe it was some kind of training device. His so called boxing experience didn’t do much good. It never does when your hands are held/tied.
I would love to have seen this on Pay Per View.
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