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Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Admits (satire)
The Shovel ^ | 04/01/2015 | The Shovel

Posted on 04/01/2015 7:04:44 AM PDT by NY.SS-Bar9

Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Admits She Is ‘His Excellency Lloyd Williamsburg Esq’, Your Long Lost Relative From Nigeria

Hillary Clinton has been using her personal email account to send spam.

Using the moniker ‘His Excellency Lloyd Williamsburg Esq’ from Nigeria, Mrs Clinton sent tens of thousands of emails to unsuspecting Americans, claiming she had a large inheritance she needed to offload to a US bank account.

Mrs Clinton admitted the scam today, saying she was after quick cash to build a war-chest for her Presidential campaign.

The revelation explains why the future Presidential hopeful used a personal email account while she was Secretary of State, rather than a Government account, as required by law.

Asked if she had had any success in extracting money from unsuspecting victims, Mrs Clinton said, “Let’s just say George Bush has very generously contributed to my 2016 run for President. Thanks George. Or, as I like to say, ‘God Bless, My Dearly Beloved’”.

Mr Bush said was surprised Mrs Clinton was behind the email, but was looking forward to getting his 50% share of the $10mil inheritance.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor

1 posted on 04/01/2015 7:04:44 AM PDT by NY.SS-Bar9
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To: NY.SS-Bar9

Dang! I guess that means I’m not getting the money huh?


2 posted on 04/01/2015 7:07:48 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
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To: NY.SS-Bar9

What makes this so funny is that it’s so believable.


3 posted on 04/01/2015 7:10:05 AM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (APPEASEMENT NEVER WORKS.)
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To: NY.SS-Bar9

Of course, we have to show the former President as “dumb”. Geeeeeze don’t people ever get tired of this garbage?


4 posted on 04/01/2015 7:11:54 AM PDT by CyberAnt ("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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4/1


5 posted on 04/01/2015 7:15:46 AM PDT by moehoward
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She’s a liar and a grubber... none of this is funny...


6 posted on 04/01/2015 7:22:41 AM PDT by GOPJ (Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist. - Freeper RipSawyer)
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To: NY.SS-Bar9

Remember back when stuff like this seemed so far out you knew in an instant that no one could possible believe such drivel about a loyal public servant?


7 posted on 04/01/2015 7:25:33 AM PDT by Iron Munro (It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.)
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This is going to make the email rounds like Semmen’s satire articles and people will swear it’s true.


8 posted on 04/01/2015 10:14:51 AM PDT by Thank You Rush (ugh!)
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