OK, SO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HARRY REID?

Powerlline ^ | Jan 6, 2015 | John Hinerraker

[libstripper]

We wrote here about Harry Reid’s supposed close encounter with a piece of exercise equipment, which landed him in the hospital. The equipment was later claimed by Reid’s office to be an elastic exercise band. This is how the accident allegedly happened:

The accident happened when an elastic exercise band broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson. Reid struck some equipment as he fell, breaking multiple bones near his right eye.

As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs, Jentleson said. …

Jentleson said Reid is likely to have severe facial bruises.

[libstripper]

Second in the tries of articles about this.

[cableguymn]

So... You like your other eye huh? Be a shame if something happened to it...

[Gaffer]

He failed in keeping the Senate and in delivering the goods to those forces that depended on him to facilitate their will.

[ArtDodger]

My guess is he was doing something along the lines of David Carradine.

[Iron Munro]

I figure that he made a sexual offer to the wrong body builder.

[Safetgiver]

I say look at the solar farm he and his son tried to fix up for the Chinese who lost a lot of bucks over.

[libstripper]

First article & thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3273436/posts

[Vermont Lt]

That boy had his butt whooped six days to Sunday.

The real question is why. That is the story that would be interesting, but probably not shocking.

[GreenHornet]

Harry and Rosie O’Donnell reached for the last piece of pie at the same time.

[virgil]

So, he punched himself?

[Gaffer]

Maybe what he’s gonna get at the hands of the Chinese IS his ‘Just Rewards’....here’s hoping.

[ez]

It happened right after they lost the Senate. Like... To the day.

[ez]

Baseball. Bat.

[Bucky14]

Everyone knows that he is a regular at the Gay Beat Up Club in Las Vegas.

[Jack Hydrazine]

This has happened to Harry TWO times - not just once.

Harry Reid, 75, breaks ribs and facial bones in second ‘exercise’ accident in the last three years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894534/Democrats-senator-75-breaks-ribs-FACE-exercise-accident.html

[Popman]

Technically, a Louisville slugger can be a piece of exercise equipment...

[mad_as_he$$]

Good one!

[Jack Hydrazine]

The first time his "exercise equipment" beat him up it punched him in the left eye.



The second his time his "exercise equipment" got medieval on his buttocks was with a punch to his right eye.


Harry should become the spokesman for Senators Against Dangerous Exercise Equipment! Why isn't he suing the manufacturers of the equipment that beat him up and leading a one man parade against such defective devices?

Maybe his "exercise equipment" is possessed. Time to call Ace!

[Popman]

My guess is he was doing something along the lines of David Carradine.

Wow...do they make mind bleach strong enough to cleanse that image out my head...?

[servantboy777]

Yo..yo a Harry, yew-ah dint gat dah bill-lah pass-a-did. Come-ah on o-vah hear...come on, datsa right, come on.

Bing, pow, yowzee, crack, smack.

Now-wah itza time fer you-ah to-wah tire.