Posted on 03/29/2015 6:26:14 AM PDT by libstripper
We wrote here about Harry Reids supposed close encounter with a piece of exercise equipment, which landed him in the hospital. The equipment was later claimed by Reids office to be an elastic exercise band. This is how the accident allegedly happened:
The accident happened when an elastic exercise band broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson. Reid struck some equipment as he fell, breaking multiple bones near his right eye.
As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs, Jentleson said.
Jentleson said Reid is likely to have severe facial bruises.
(Excerpt) Read more at powerlineblog.com ...
So... You like your other eye huh? Be a shame if something happened to it...
He failed in keeping the Senate and in delivering the goods to those forces that depended on him to facilitate their will.
My guess is he was doing something along the lines of David Carradine.
I figure that he made a sexual offer to the wrong body builder.
I say look at the solar farm he and his son tried to fix up for the Chinese who lost a lot of bucks over.
That boy had his butt whooped six days to Sunday.
The real question is why. That is the story that would be interesting, but probably not shocking.
Harry and Rosie O’Donnell reached for the last piece of pie at the same time.
So, he punched himself?
Maybe what he’s gonna get at the hands of the Chinese IS his ‘Just Rewards’....here’s hoping.
It happened right after they lost the Senate. Like... To the day.
Baseball. Bat.
Everyone knows that he is a regular at the Gay Beat Up Club in Las Vegas.
This has happened to Harry TWO times - not just once.
Harry Reid, 75, breaks ribs and facial bones in second exercise accident in the last three years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894534/Democrats-senator-75-breaks-ribs-FACE-exercise-accident.html
Good one!
Wow...do they make mind bleach strong enough to cleanse that image out my head...?
Yo..yo a Harry, yew-ah dint gat dah bill-lah pass-a-did. Come-ah on o-vah hear...come on, datsa right, come on.
Bing, pow, yowzee, crack, smack.
Now-wah itza time fer you-ah to-wah tire.
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