Posted on 03/27/2015 8:58:17 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Any plans for the weekend?
Not really. Too cold.
Anyone planning to stare at their phone in an interesting location this weekend? :)
(Where have I heard that before?)
"I ain't got nothin' against them Viet Cong. No Cong ever called me N*****." Muhammad Ali
Book Beggar Alert!
Good grief! That’s four or five times he said he couldn’t afford the books...he even paused to see if Rush would jump in with an offer.
And Rush is going to bite, ugh...
Kentucky humiliates UCLA as Bruins score 7 points in the first half - DEC 20, 2014
83 to 44 final.
I remember when they held Arkansas to six points -- all scored by one player. At halftime Rupp gave hell to the player guarding him. (Rupp was just kidding,)
Now ESPN is saying 10 to be drafted from KY. 5 in the first round and 5 in the second round.
I’ll bet you the DUmp has an ongoing contest to see who can call in and poor mouth to screw Rush out of freebies.
I never thought of that, but they’re such losers I bet you’re right.
That’s an amazing lineup of talent.
Or they could just start their own NBA team....
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