Posted on 03/27/2015 8:58:17 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Yeah I turned it off at half time pretty knew Kentucky had it.
I think Rush may be getting to talk about this very thing next.
getting ready, geeesh I can’t type or proof read
Don’t follow it that close, but I read Ky may potentially have 8 NBA lottery picks? OMG
That’s what they were saying last night.
Too bad, KY will be crap next year.
Is that true, or do they reload instead of rebuild?
In recruiting, nothing succeeds like success.
Yeah Kentucky is stacked this year.
Congratulations!
Don’t spend it all on wild women and chocolate bars. ;-)
Interesting . . .
We’ll see next year.
LOL!
Part of it goes towards bills and the other part in savings.
I’m just getting back from lunch and catching Rob the caller with the county ban on listening to talk radio.
I hate liberals! They can’t hear any opposing viewpoints without wanting to punish their opponents! Tyranny is their MO.
I’ll give Kentucky’s coach this he knows how to bring in the players.
Rush, pay for him a top notch lawyer, and sue that company, and make him FILTY RICH !
I saw where the EU wants to form a European Union Army.
I thought he was angling for free podcasts.
He won’t leave for the NBA until the NCAA is hot on his heels again.
Yeah
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